ellie’s pun humor | part 1

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#the last of us
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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
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#fight club

Finnish politineness as its finest


Today I went to work. The distance from the door to the elevator is about 4 metres, even less. I saw two men in the elevator, just pressing the button to the same floor I was going. They greeted me warmly by nodding as the elevator door shut down in front of me.

It was a bit rude, of course, but it was understandable: The guys were not my co-workers or friends. It would have been uncomfortable for all of us to be in the same little space for those few seconds.

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